I've been eaten by an Alligator
I’ve been eaten by an alligator or a crocodile I guess.
My teacher told me the difference, but now I must confess
that I wasn’t really listening; my mind was far away.
I was thinking about the weekend and the games that I would play.
So alligator or crocodile - though it doesn’t seem to matter -
Now that I’ve been eaten,
I know one of them is fatter.
- Joe Thompson